Informal Essay Topics Homework Meme

POPULISM HAS TAKEN the world by storm.

Donald Trump. Brexit. Etc.

I have watched with dismay. In that light, I’m a little uncomfortable proposing what could be considered the most populist proposal ever.

No more homework.

It’s a wish I’m sure we all heard throughout our school lives.

Just thinking back to the mountains of work gives me a feeling akin to hearing fingernails on a blackboard.

As a wannabe politician, this one is definitely from the Napoleon Dynamite playbook.

As a campaign it has potential though.

A single sentence encapsulates the position clearly. In this age of slogans and chants, that seems to be important. So, really Bart Simpson’s Down with Homework t-shirt could be dusted off.

We wouldn’t even need to be very original with chants, a quick search of YouTube provides more than we could ever use.

All the ingredients are there.

So with the catch sorted, we move onto the detail.

Like all good populist campaigns, the devil will be in the detail. The campaign will really be No Homework for Primary School Students. Numerous studies have shown the benefits of homework for secondary school students.

There is an argument to be made that primary school homework gets students into the habit and increases from there. I don’t think years of practice are required. On the
contrary, it seems that six years of secondary school homework, often followed by
college is more than enough.

Why though?

Childhood obesity is a major problem in Ireland. The Childhood Obesity Surveillance
Initiative carried out by the Health Service Executive in conjunction with the National
Nutrition Surveillance Centre in UCD this year makes for worrying reading.

One in five of our children are overweight or obese. Schools have come a long way in terms of healthy eating campaigns and there is an emphasis on physical activity but more is needed.

The point of schooling is to learn and much of the time is inevitably spent sitting.

The Irish weather hasn’t improved since my time either. Often, it’s not possible to go outside during break. Technological improvements mean the TV-on-wheels no longer needs to be wheeled in but the projector provides the same result. After a day like this, our children are sent home with homework to do.

More time sitting – after a whole day of it.

Removing homework won’t be a magic bullet. Parents would need to ensure the homework time isn’t simply replaced with screen time. A strong campaign would be needed to encourage evening exercise.

Increased provision of walking and cycle ways as well as playgrounds would help too. Not all would comply, but many would. With such worrying obesity stats, it’s time to change our priorities.

There have been many studies carried out on the value of exercise.

Researchers at the Georgia Health Sciences University tested the effects of aerobic exercise on 171 sedentary, overweight kids between the ages of 7 and 11. They found improvements in IQ scores, as well as Maths ability, where physical activity levels were increased.

Canadian author and public policy contributor André Picard has also argued that homework is counterproductive.

He says research shows clearly that children being active is more important than homework for improving learning and test scores and health.

As a working parent, I find these arguments compelling.

Life during school term is a whirlwind.

Once I’ve collected my kids, made dinner, helped to get the homework done and taken them to an after-school activity (if there is one that day), it is bedtime. And we are all tired.

We are all busier these days. Quality time is at a premium. Let’s get rid of the
homework and build in more family activity time.

Instead of spending their early years teaching them to sit and do homework, we could be teaching them the joy of an active lifestyle.

Eric Nolan is the local area representative for the Labour Party in Cork East. He is a father of two and lives in Midleton. He works as an aviation firefighter at Cork Airport. Find him on Twitter @ericnolanlab

Sometimes, the innards of parenting are best kept private. We all know it can be hard, but keeping it within the confines of the household prevents people from judging a situation that they have no personal bearing with. Reality star Draya Michele found this out the hard way when she took to Instagram with complaints about refusing to sign off on her 13-year-old son Kniko’s homework. The subsequent Twitter backlash was almost legendary.

Kniko’s assignment was to memorize a four-minute speech and be able to recite it, requiring as much practice at home as in school. His teacher required him to have a parent sign off to prove he practices at home (five times a day, according to her complaint). After days of hearing the speech, Draya exploded on Instagram about the assignment and asked her followers what they thought.

It started with a screenshot of a text conversation between her and her son. “Mom are you for real I didn’t get a note card and now I’m not getting those points” Kniko sent to her. Draya quickly responded back with gusto. “Smh. Imma write a rude note,” she relayed. “Should I say what I really want to say? Cuz we can take it there."

The conversation itself wasn’t indicative of any lacking parenting, just being a regular back-and-forth between child and parent. But when paired with the lengthy rant in the picture caption, things started to get a little hazy. “I’m all for helping my child with his homework, but at this point, she has him harassing me with this speech,” she complained. “I’m hearing it 2x a day for a month straight. I’m finna memorize it. ... Tell your teacher I’m done with this. It’s not my damn homework. But it feels like it. What ya’ll think?”

She responded to someone’s comment, clarifying exactly why she was upset. “I’m not annoyed of signing,” she began. “I’m annoyed of him feeling the need to read it to me everyday.”

The good folks over on Twitter got a hold of her post and had a field day with it.

The jokes that came from the situation were just as thrashing.

Poor kid. Kniko, if you ever need someone to practice your speech in front of, I’m here.

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